; Tin Can Canoe: January 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Fruit Cravings...

Okay... So we eat a lot of fruit at my house. Hmmm, ya know, that might even be perceived as a vast understatement. We actually consume (what most folks would probably consider as) a ridiculously Huge quantity of fruit. Afterall, it takes up one whole counter in the kitchen and another entire shelf in the fridge. We don't eat much of what is considered junk food and our idea of snacking equals fruit. So in the end, I suppose it's a good thing.
I think the variety of fruit available to you must depend greatly on where you live. Since moving to the Eastern U.S. we've seen things we had never been exposed to before which is cool. And on the frustrating flip side we haven't been able to find some of the other things that we're used to. Below are two fruits we've discovered since we moved to Pennsylvania that (for whatever reason) we'd never encountered when we lived in the Western U.S. Who knows why... all I know is how thankful I am to have found them. So without further delay... here are two fruits we discovered just this year and urge you to seek them out -- where ever you may live. Ordering them online if you must...
They're Both That Good!! Seriously.


Cara Cara Naval Oranges

Cara Cara Oranges... they truly are The Bomb. They have a beautiful pinkish-orange center, are wonderfully sweet, seedless and less acidic than traditional naval oranges. Pure Bliss I'm tellin' ya. Citrus Sinensis 'Cara Cara' was discovered in 1976 as a mutation of a Washington naval orange in Valencia, Venezuela. They're only available for a short amount of time, since their peak season is considered December and January. So rush out now and scout for yours before it's too late!! Trust me... it's worth any extra effort it might take. They're an ultimate favorite at our house... we devour them a case at a time. Mmmm. Mmmm. Ammmmazing!


Honeycrisp Apples
Wow!! These things are just Awesome. In my (not so) humble opinion the Honeycrisp apple is The best apple you can get your hands on. This variety of apple has actually been around since the 1960's, however it's a tough one to propagate and grow with huge success. Thus making it a tough breed to produce in large quantities. It's peak season is September through late October... though sometimes if you're lucky you might find them as late as November - but don't count on it! These apples are simply divine, offering a pleasingly crisp sweet-tart bite. They're by far the most crisp apple I've ever had and are surprisingly juicy. They're also a sub-acid specimen - which is yet another plus in my book. So even though it's too late to get yourself hooked up right now... be on the look out next fall! And remember to buy plenty, keep them cold and thank me later ;) Just be prepared to pay for the pleasure. Since they're not available in abundant volumes the prices will reflect their rarity - you'll most likely pay between $2.50 - $4.00 a pound for these lovelies. But trust me, they're absolutely 100% worth the price.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

New Candle Website...

Alrighty... So as many of you know I love these candles! I always have them burning at my house and I've been giving them as gifts for years now. My husband really, really Loves'em! I had always been a customer until our last move, when I decided to become a distributor and offer them myself. It's really been a lot of fun and doesn't involve much effort - the candles are so amazing they sell themselves. Most of you who order from me usually send an email or call me - but to help make the process easier for you I've recently set up a website so you can place your orders directly online! Super easy & better still for smaller orders ($75 & under) you'll only pay $5.95 for shipping instead of the usual $10! You can also view the most recent catalog online now... which is totally cool! Simply select the "Shop by Catalog" button on the right and once redirected just click on the catalog image. Nice!

In my opinion these truly are superior to any other product I've ever used and I know you'll love and appreciate their amazing quality, breathtaking fragrances and reasonable prices. They burn cleanly, evenly and throw more scent than any other brand I've tried... and trust me ---
I've tried them all :)

If you have any questions don't hesitate to drop me a line. To visit my website just click on the following link:


Thanks so Much!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Delightful...


Just because this made me laugh out loud.
Amen.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Name That Tune Answers w/Bonus Playlist

Alrighty... Soooo... Obviously Not a whole helluva lot of Music Fanatics reading this blog.
Talk about a totally Righteous Bummer.
Dudes.

So for the very few who might possibly care...
Here are the answers for my Name That Tune venture... along with a playlist featuring most of the songs. Not all of them mind you... turns out my musical taste must be too profound to be popular.
Songs Bolded in Purple weren't available on Playlist and therefore are missing.
Songs Bolded with ** represent the song... but vary greatly from the version I have.

Go forth... expand your musical horizons... Enjoy.

1) Dropout : Urge Overkill
2) Excess : Tricky
3) Gin Soaked Boy : Tom Waits
4) Zero from Outer Space : Tom Petty
5) She Thinks She's Edith Head : They Might be Giants
6) Short Skirt/Long Jacket : Cake
7) Blood Makes Noise : Suzanne Vega
8) Devil's Haircut : Beck
9) If Love is a Red Dress : Maria McKee
10) Trouble : Cat Stephens
11) Car Song : Elastica
12) Deeper Well : Emmylou Harris
13) Hey : The Pixies
14) Such Great Heights : Iron & Wine
15) Folsom Prison Blues : Johnny Cash
16) Just Say Yes : Ken Andrews
17) The Future : Leonard Cohen
18) Let's Stay Together : Al Green
19) Blue Eyes : Cary Brothers
**20) The Hand that Feeds : NIN
21) Straight to Hell : The Clash
22) Fat Bottomed Girls : Queen
**23) Soundtrack to Mary : Soul Coughing
24) Dr. Bernice : Cracker
25) Little Suicides : The Golden Paliminos








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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Name That Tune...

Okay... so I totally stole this concept from my pal Tam... It's a fabulously hip idea and right up my alley. Feel free to play along… if you dare.


I double Double Dog Dare Ya... Oh Come on Already. Be a Sport.

How to Play...
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing
(I've probably got the 1st and 2nd lines down for some of mine)
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or ANY other search engine is CHEATING!
*** NOTE: Cheaters Never Prosper ***
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.
Step 6: Eat some clementines, turn some tricks.

1) What's the matter with you... You've been down all day

2) I believe in... I deceive in... Bottom weaving... I can breathe in... Make a wish in... Flower fishin'

3) I gotta belly full O' you... 'N that Leavenworth stuff...

4) I've been wrapped up in confusion... I've been tied down to my bed...

5) Back in high school I knew a girl... not so simple and not too kind...

6) I want a girl with a mind like a diamond... I want a girl who knows what's best...

7) I'd like to help you doctor... yes - I really, really would... but the din in my head is too much and it's no good

8) Something's wrong cause my mind is fading and everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting

9) My heart is empty... your eyes are dull

10) Trouble... Oooh trouble set me free. I have your seen your face and it's too much, too much for me...

11) You could call me a car lover... cause I love it in a motor...

12) The sun burned hot... it burned my eyes... burned so hot I thought I'd died

13) Hey! Been tryin' to meetchyou... mmmmm.... hey, must be a devil between us or whores in my head

14) I'm thinkin' it's a sign... That the freckles in our eyes...

15) I hear the train a comin'... it's rollin' around the bend (Tam: Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash)

16) I don't know which way I should turn... I'm too afraid of getting burned

17) Gimme back my broken night... my mirrored room... my secret life... it's lonely here... there's no one left to torture...

18) Iyiiyii... I'm so in love with you... whatever you want to do

19) Wish enough, wise man'll tell you a lie... Window broke, torn up screens

20) You're keeping in step... In the line... Got your chin held high and you feel just fine

21) If you can play a fiddle... How's about a British jig and reel?

22) Are you gonna take me home tonight.... Ahhh down beside that red firelight
(Tam: Fat Bottom Girls - Queen)

23) Easy places to get away to... Easy limbs languid all around you

24) Baby don't you drive around with Dr. Bernice... She's not a lady doctor at all...

25) It happens in the smallest ways... it happens all the time

Monday, January 5, 2009

The Hard Sell...

I've never been known as a shopaholic. It's not that I hate to go shopping... I can suck it up with the best of them. It's just that I don't take great joy in spending hours buying STUFF. The two worst are probably A) Grocery Shopping - supermarkets just don't bring out the best in folks. Something about purchasing food seems to put people in a harried rush, impatient mindset and worst of all amplifies their rudeness. The second and most painful shopping trauma is shopping for furniture. Now in the past we've not really had too difficult a time with this... It used to be you hit a couple of stores, found something you liked and just bought it.

Boy Howdy. Times have changed. It's probably been about 5 years since we made a major furniture purchase... we've either been lucky and previous purchases have held up great OR we shopped smart and the price we paid reflects quality construction that lasts. I'm not entirely sure which... But YeeGhads! We traversed Seven different stores last week and not only were the choices repugnant at best the sales people were a horrific experience in of themselves. It ranged from either no help whatsoever to smothering hovering stepping on your heels and slobbering all over you help. The latter being the most Disgusting and offensive. We found that several stores accost you the moment you cross their threshold... inundating you with all the upsales -- the extended warranties, the fabric protection, the financing, the insurance, the all encompassing service provision plan... yada, yada, yada. And what's worse? All this before you've even looked around not to mention selected a single stick of furniture.

I have a friend who buys most of her furniture through the Pottery Barn Catalog... which I always thought was terribly brave. After wasting more than 3 days at 7 stores being bombarded by pushy sales people I'm starting to clue into her Genius -- the girl is off the charts smart.

So now that I'm completely exhausted, mind numbingly frustrated and extremely creeped out - I've ordered myself a PB catalog and plan on making a trip over to one of the major warehouse stores like Costco for Sam's. Choices may be more limited... but then so is the drama. And in the end, I'm just not willing to expel anymore time or effort on the selection of a blinkin' sofa.

I mean Come On... I'm really not so terribly picky... as long as it's not red.