; Tin Can Canoe: June 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Please, Allow Me to Introduce You...

O.M.G.
Have you ever seen anything so Stinkin' CeUte?
No? Not Ever?
I didn't think so.

Well... now you have.

So, all you need to complete your day is to check out the truly adorable Socktopus page and all the super swell sockorama kits they have available. Of course, you just can't beat the Deluxe Socktopus. Withoutta a doubt, hands down, and by far the spiffiest damn plush I've seen all year!

Totally stellar kits can be had for under 25$.
Whatta Steal.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

What Exactly Are You Getting At??


Hmmmm.... I'm curious.
Is it just me??

Or does this Burger King ad happen to be teetering,
just the teensiest little bit on the "suggestive" side??

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Frayed Fabric Flower Tutorial... More Rolled Roses


I love anything that's got a raw edge... fraying is a Good Thing folks!
You can only imagine the sheer delight I experienced in discovering
this hip new tutorial on Frayed Edge Flowers!

Let's talk - Wicked. Ass. Cute.

Better yet... they're easy, peasy, lemon squeezey.
So head on over to Sis Boom blog and discover the Rapture that awaits you!

And while you're at it... take a look at another divine rolled rose tutorial.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Toe Tappin' Tuesdays...


"Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz

Thursday, June 18, 2009

13 Gotta See Films... Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Films I'm totally stoked about seeing.

1) Moon with Sam Rockwell... I love Sam Rockwell!



2) Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr.



3) Public Enemies with Bale & Depp... Nuff Said.



4) 9 by Shane Acker



5) Whatever Works by Woody Allen



6) Star Trek by JJ Abrams



7) Sunshine Cleaning by Christine Jeffs



8) The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus by Terry Gilliam



9) Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton



10) The Boat That Rocked With Bill Nighy & Philip Seymour Hoffman



11) Coraline by Henry Selick



12) Adventureland by Greg Mottola



13) District 9 by Neill Blomkamp



Create a list of your own, visit the Thursday Thirteen page and play along!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Let's Hug it Out!


Believe it or not, I actually Don't live under a rock. Sure, I'd heard of Entourage before, but am only just now getting around to seeing it. I don't watch much/if any TV... and most of what I do watch I catch on DVD. Now this is a series I hadn't seriously given much thought. I was only familiar with two of the actors - the first being Jeremy Piven, who on his own would have been compelling enough BUT the other was Kevin Dillion. Which I'm sad to say, is the reason I avoided this series for so terribly long... honestly, I just didn't think I could take Dillion for any extended period without wanting to break out the hand drill and lobotomize myself.

Then, last weekend a friend suggested it. I told him of my misgivings and he blatantly informed me that I was completely off the mark on this one. So... always being one up to a challenge - off I went to reorder my Netflix Queue.

Wow... What a Completely pleasant surprise! And shocker to end all shockers - Kevin Dillion is absolutely Brilliant! I couldn't believe it, he's so damn good that it makes me want take back all the horrendous things I said about him 20 years ago. He's really come a very long way indeed. He's a pure joy to watch here, and I'm happy to stand corrected.

It's also important to note that realistically, there simply wouldn't be a show without Jeremy Piven's masterful portrayal of Ari Gold. Who enters every scene as though he's just been shot out of a cannon. He's amazing and magically caustic.

In my humble opinion - Dillon's Drama and Piven's Ari completely steal the show and shine beyond any expectations I may have had. The writing is sharp and witty, off-color and hysterical. Think Sex and the City for Men. Noting, that in the same vein as SATC, it's not the main story but the sub-plots that make the show work and carry you along. It's an absolute must see with really terrific writing focusing on characters that make you laugh out loud and who often cry out to be bitch slapped. Always a stellar combination in my book and goes a long way to prove that television written for cable (Entourage is on HBO) is so much more enjoyable for me.


Here's one of my favorite Ari scenes to date:
(obscene language ahead... proceed with caution)


I'm just wrapping up season three and think it's my favorite thus far. So many little details to enjoy. Seriously... check it out, in the mind numbing doldrums of current TV offerings - this one is definitely worth the watch, especially when you pay attention to the dialogue.

Hysterical Drama Moments to Relish:






Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Toe Tappin' Tuesdays...




Of course all I wanna know is:
how they came up with the idea...
how long they worked on it
and how many takes it took when all was said and done.

It's Awesome and just a little something fun to shuck and jive to...

Monday, June 15, 2009

Peanut Butter S'mores!!!

I think it's accurate to say, that about the only way I ever consume marshmallows is A) in a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal and B) when they're melting away in glorious cup of Cocoa. So between my cold cereal addiction and my never ending hankerin' for hot chocolate it's pretty safe to say that I ingest my fair share of marshmallowie goodness. However, since I simply Don't Do the Camping Thing, I probably haven't enjoyed a heavenly concocted S'more since I was about er- 9 or 10. But as you might have guessed... that's all about to change.

This delightful twist on the classic S'more is sure to have me firing up the chimnea this weekend and sharpening a few roasting sticks in preparation. Imagine: ooey-gooey-sweet slightly (or severely, depending on your tastes) charred marshmallow tempered by bittersweet chocolate cookies and enveloped with salty roasted peanuts.

I Know!

After that orgasmic description it'll be difficult not to salivate on your keyboard. But Please remember that water and electricity don't go together as swimmingly as chocolate and peanut butter. And it would be a Damn shame if you electrocuted yourself before having a chance to sample a few of these bad boys.

Step 1) Spread 1 tablespoon peanut butter onto a thin, crisp chocolate wafer (such as Nabisco Famous Chocolate Wafers).
Step 2) Slide 1 skewer-toasted marshmallow onto peanut butter.
Step 3) Top with a second wafer and squish down gently.
Step 4) Devour... being careful not to lose a finger.
Step 5) Faint dead away.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Dream Weaver...

A Nash Metropolitan.... One Day Peeps!
One Day I'll own a little Beauty just like this one!
And I'll hug it and squeeze it and call it Mine-Mine-Mine!

Sigh. Big Sigh.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Jeff Claassen and His Krink...

I find stuff like this so amazingly inspirational.
Creativity on the fly.
No planning. No thinking. No Fear!

It's awesome.
Let Loose... Be Free... Create!

Krink markers are Seriously Cool.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Activity Play Mat...

If your weather is anything like mine is (here in Pennsylvania) you're often faced with lots of occasions when playing outside just isn't feasible. Think rain, rain, rain. So in an effort to ensure that our indoor days stay lively I'm always on the look out for different activities and projects to effectively pass the time and hold boredom at bay. I really like things that are both fun and engaging that are sure to keep me and my little 3 year old Henmeister busy, busy, busy.

This Totally Stellar idea from Filth Wizardry is just the ticket!! A Shower Curtain Activity Play Mat -Wow! What a truly Fabulous idea! I adore how easily you can customize it for your child's interests of the moment. I know that one week my H-Man loves Airplanes and the next week he's all about the Animals. At only a Buck a pop - it's easy to keep it current.

Cool ideas I'm going to try:
Space - Rockets, Stars, Planets, and Aliens
Zoo - Animals Galore
Alphabet and Numbers
Creepy Crawly - Bugs, Snakes and Reptiles

The possibilities are endless! So be sure to head on over to Filth Wizardry for all the details on what you'll need to get started on your very own...

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Dirty Hands...



Ahhhh... What's Not to Love?
Thrown Pottery... Etsy... Groovy Background Music... Life is Good.

Now be honest.
It really makes you wanna get your hands Dirty doesn't it ;)
She Rocks.
And her Pottery is Awesome too.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Repurposed Trousers...

I've made several of these recycled trouser skirts in the past... they're really simple to do and a great way to use up some fabric scraps. I've done them out of denim and corduroys - both with fantastic results. Of course in the past I've pretty much just sort of winged the construction and sewed them together on the fly... so no two skirts have ever turned out the same. Which sometimes is good and sometimes can be quite frustrating... But Look! Applehead has created a Super Swell tutorial to inspire you! Feel free to either follow it to the letter or be brave and just use it as a jumping off point to get you started.


I encourage you to be creative - the tutorial shows a finished skirt with 2 fabric rows - but I've made them with as many as 7 fabric rows and have also varied the width of each row. Which is Seriously Too Cute. Another fun idea is to throw in a few rows of patchwork - I really loved them in mine :)
Just be aware of one thing... They're super addictive to make!
I love to use thrift store trouser finds for these beauties.

Have Fun and Happy Sewing.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Pet Collar Tutorial...


Pimp Your Pet!!

Check out this UbercooliO tutorial...
Stroll on over to Keyka's blog for all the know how you'll need.
Really terrific, easy to follow instructions with photos!
Love, love, love it... imagine all the Endless possibilities :)

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Worth Noting... Guy Pearce

Hmmm....
Let's talk a bit about Guy Pearce, shall we.
He's Lovely.


Wildly Talented and Curiously Underrated.
Here's a Few of My Favorite Pearce Films:

Memento

Memento is a truly ahhmazing film. An early glimpse of Christopher Nolan's (of Dark Knight's fame) bewildering talents as a writer and director. Just one of the many cool aspects of this film is the editing - it's cut backwards. The first scene is actually played in reverse, which establishes the viewer in the mental mindset of Shelby (Pearce) who is suffering from short term memory loss giving him an amnesia like state. The first scene of the movie is really the last one, and vice versa. Two simultaneous stories are told throughout the movie, one going forward and one going backwards chronologically. Absolutely merits revisiting again and again... with each viewing more enjoyable than the last. And to be sure - each time you see it you'll catch something you missed before. Pure Genius.
Pearce is positively ON FIRE in this film.
Providing an infectious performance that completely sucks you in.

Ravenous

This film is a really terrific example of what happens when a major studio is presented with a movie that cannot be easily referenced, categorized, packaged and sold. 20th Century Fox evidently didn’t have a clue as to what to do with this obscure celluloid. I remember seeing the theatrical trailer and completely blowing it off. At the time I was like: "Uh, No. Pass". Mistakenly it was marketed as a pseudo outdoor survival adventure livened up with a cannibal attack. Uh Yeah, Not Exactly.

What a Shame. Truly. As a result of the mess the studio made "distributing" this title I'm quite sure that most folks - much like myself - walked right past this one. Major Mistake! This movie was such a brilliant surprise. I was completely taken off guard when I saw it - even now, I find it to be incredibly unsettling. We're talking off the charts Creepy. Intense, make your skill crawl kind of creepy. Some might categorize it as Horror - but IMHO it's more suspense with a bit of gore. The most amazing thing is how wonderfully simple this film is - no special effects, no CGI... just sensational story telling. Superb acting by everyone on board: especially Robert Carlyle who will totally knock your wig askew with his portrayal - WOW. Of course Pearce is Spot On - as usual. There's also some wonderfully evocative outdoor photography by Anthony B. Richmond. Quirky and unforgettable music by Michael Nyman and Damon Albarn. Beautiful direction by Antonia Bird.

Honestly - Run, Don't walk to find this title and be sure to watch it with the lights out.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Seriously Good Advice...

Wow... don't you Just Love this.
I haven't actually read it -- but the title alone makes it worth exploring.
Profound words to live by... although it's only a work of fiction.
Personally, I think the title would be better suited as a self-help book.
We saw several young girls last weekend -
whose mother's could have Seriously benefited from advice like this!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Gifts That Say You Care...


The New Easy Bake Oven
It's New, and unfortunately not-so-improved as it turns out.
The oven caused 77 burns.
16 of them second or third-degree and one that resulted in a partial finger amputation.
Mmmmm.

Aquadots

It just so happens that when you add water to these little plastic balls -

the coating produces effects similar to GHB -- the date rape drug.

Pleasant. And let's face it, always handy for a first date ice breaker.


Atomic Energy Lab

What's Cooler than having your very own vial of 235U??
Talk about Bitchin'. Oh come on!
It's merely a "very low-level" radioactive source -which, as we all know isn't dangerous at all.
Oh wait -- yes, yes it is.


Avenging Unicorn

Mad at your boss? Boyfriend? Bitchy Best Friend?
How about that truly irritating mime you pass on the street every day?
The Avenging Unicorn will help you vent some of those frustrations.

In a totally legal, albeit in a slightly disturbing, manner.
Impale one of three figurines with one of four interchangeable horns.



Paparazzi Play Set.

Here's a Fabulous gift for your favorite stalker!
Or perhaps you're in need of something special for the A-list celebrity on your list who has everything?
Pick up this paparazzi play set and pair it with the Avenging Unicorn.
They'll be happily occupied for weeks on end.